Inaugural blog/test

This is a test. In the event of an actual blog you will hear the doomsday whistle blowing above your house, drowning out the screaming of the winged seven-horned, seven-eyed beast. Upon tuning in to this page you'll probably be greeted with sappy triumph/love/poor-mouthed poetry, or semi-historical fiction about stinky van adventures. I was even thinking about posting some future historical accounts that take place a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. Whatever you're into, you probably couldn't give two shits about what this hairy true-believer has to say. Keep checking back though, if for nothing but a good laugh. Talk soon!

Until next time, keep your heads up kids, and keep moving forward. xoRYxo

P.S. Go see Where the Wild Things are! It'll make you feel like the guilty little trouble-maker bastard that you were when you were ten.